英语高手来啊~~

1.Have you heard the saying: what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down?

2.My thunder comes before my lightning. My lightning comes before my rain. My rain dries up all the land it touches. What am I?

3.You can see it, but you can't touch it. It may disappear, but has never really left you. It grows throughout the day. What is it?

4.What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?

5.I have holes on the top and bottom. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. I have holes on my left and on my rig. What am I?

6.A word I know, six letters it contains, Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. What is the word?

7.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

8.What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

9.Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute?

10.What two words have the most letters in it?

keys

1.your age

2.I'm a Volcano.

3.shadow

4.Eat or Ate

5.a sponge

6.dozens

7.a river

8.a keyboard

9.breath

10.post office

11. What bank has no money?
12. What falls often but never gets hurt?
13. What can go around the earth without rockets?
14. What is the end of everything?
15. What goes up and never comes down?
16. What is yours, but is used more by others than by you?
17. How many sides does a house have?

11.the riverbank
12.snow
13.the moon
14.the letter 'g'
15.your age
16.your name
17.two-inside and outside
18.[What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but won't go in the water？]
提示：chicken（胆小的）对应 won't go in the water（不敢下水）。
19.[What do you call an overweight pumpkin？]
提示：不管南瓜（pumpkin）是不是超重（overweight），还是叫南瓜。
20.[If a neighbour's peacock laid an egg in your yard，whose egg would it be？]
提示：cock是“公鸡”，hen是“母鸡”；而peacock既泛指“孔雀”，又特指“雄孔雀”。peacock特指“雄孔雀”的时候，peahen是“雌孔雀”，只有雌孔雀才能下蛋！

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
What is black and white and green and black and white? Two penguins fighting over a pickle.
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost Bite.
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble, step on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they? Leaves!
What month are trees scared of? Sept-timber.

1.What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
-----------------------Mom.

2.Why do lions eat raw meat?
-----------------------Because they never learn to cook.

3.Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
-----------------------To prove it was not a chicken

4.What kind of monkey can fly?
-----------------------A hot air baboon

saws 猜季节~
s summer a autumn w winter s spring

.What season is the most dangerous one?
Autumn. Because it is also FALL.

saws 猜季节~
s summer a autumn w winter s spring