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我比赛用的演讲稿，要英语的叙事故事（最好幽默点），或者小笑话也行，意译，不要直译 3分钟左右，跪求！

2025-03-04 15:18:38

推荐回答（4个）

回答1：

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist. 'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.' 'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.' 'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....' 'Did he hold your hand like this?' 'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now' 'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means he doesn't want to be separated from you.' 'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...' 'Like this?' 'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.' 'It's not a Bastard. It means he wanna stay forever by your side' 'Then he kissed me...' 'Like this?' 'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me.' 'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard. it means he adores you.' 'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc...' 'Like this?' 'Yes, Doctor... exactly like that' 'It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you.' 'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... ' 'Did you resist?' 'No. I let him do it, coz I love him...' 'Did he take off your clothes like this?' 'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......' 'He still doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely.' 'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...' ....................... 'Did he do it just like what we do?' 'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same' 'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.' 'But then he told me that he has AIDS' All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,' BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!'

回答2：

你好，我来为你解答：
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此间的少年
凤凰面具
理工大风流往事＋外传
我在马路边捡到一个妞
第一次亲密接触
活不明白
异人傲世录
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另外17k的好书也挺多
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回答3：

《卧春》《我蠢》暗梅幽闻花，俺没有文化卧枝伤恨底，我智商很低，遥闻卧似水，要问我是谁，易透达春绿。一头大蠢驴。岸似绿，俺是驴，岸似透绿，俺是头驴，岸似透黛绿。俺是头呆驴。

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