求幽默的英语情景对话（3人），有附中文翻译的，3~5分钟左右。 符合的另加分

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.Are you crazy? yelled the customer with your hand on my steak?What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again?
服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
Waiter: Tea or coffee gentlemen?
I'll have tea.
2nd customer: Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
顾客：服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，
Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
顾客：汤里有只苍蝇！
服务员：别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.

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