麻烦帮我把下面的翻译成英文被谢谢啦

这么大的事，你怎么不跟父母是先说一下也好有个准备
It's big deal,how don't you tell your parents and they can prepare for a little.
我问你，，他是谁呀？
I want to know who is he?
他妈脾气不好 我去一下
His mum doesn't have a good temper, I will go for a look.
家丑啊 你什么时候学会偷东西了
What a shame, when did you learn to steal.
东西也偷 人也偷
You steal staffs as well as person.
你妈说我什么了
What does my mum say to me?
就三点
just three points
说来听听
tell something
钱挣得少了点，人长得矮了点，步子迈的小了点，
Making little mony,being a little short,walking a little step.
用你妈身上才合适呢
That's fit for your mum.
不许说我妈坏话 我说还差不多 你没资格
Don't say bad to my mum,I could but not you.

不是在线翻的，是我一句一句帮你翻译的，看在辛苦的份上，请采纳。本人大学英语六级。
It's such a big thing,Why don't you tell parents in advance to give them time to prepare?
I ask you,who is he?
Your mother has a bad temper.I 'll go for a minute.
It's a famliy shame!When do you learn to steal?
Steal things,and sleep with someone!
What did your mother say about me?
Just three points.
Tell me about them.
Earning little money.Short in height.Small steps.
It's suitable for your mother.
Don't spaek ill of my mother!I can,but you cannot.

以上翻译均有错误。翻译不是词对词的翻译，而是整体的内容的通畅。
It is an important matter.I think that you should tell it to your parents so that they could know how to deal with it.
I wonder who's that man.
I want to be off for a while . His mother has bad temper.
When did you learn to steal? I think it is a great shame!
Not only have you stolen , but make love with others.
What did your mother think of me?
Now,listen!
I will tell you 3 things.
I am a little short and can make a little money,and maybe I walk a little slower.
It is said that the saying is suitable for your mother.
No one will have the right to say something bad to my mother except me.

Such a big thing, how can you not talk about with their parents is to have a prepared Ye Hao
I ask you, is he?
I went to his mother what a bad temper
Family scandal ah When did you learn stealing
People who stole things are stolen
What I'm your mother
To three
Listen to say
Just does not get income-generating livelihoods, people being short of the point, the point of small steps step,
It is appropriate to use it upon your mother
Not allowed to say bad things about my mother said to me more like you did not qualify

跟一楼一样，在线
Such a big thing, how can you not talk about with their parents is to have a prepared Ye Hao
I ask you, is he?
I went to his mother what a bad temper
Family scandal ah When did you learn stealing
People who stole things are stolen
What I'm your mother
To three
Listen to say
Just does not get income-generating livelihoods, people being short of the point, the point of small steps step,
It is appropriate to use it upon your mother
Not allowed to say bad things about my mother said to me more like you did not qualify