有趣的英文笑话

一个农场主花了很多钱买了一批母鸡，想靠卖鸡蛋赚钱。不料母鸡一个个无精打采，总是不生蛋。他很着急，去请教专家。专家问明情况以后，告诉他说："鸡也是动物，也有生理需求，所以你应该再去买一批公鸡"。可是农场主已经花了很多钱，口袋里的钱只够买一只公鸡的了。没办法，他只好就买了一只公鸡。公鸡面对着几百只如狼似虎的母鸡，有心杀贼，无力回天，没几下就累倒了。

农场主苦思冥想，想出了一个好办法。他把珍藏了很久，本来打算给自己服用的伟哥拿了出来，混在了鸡饲料里，喂给公鸡吃了。公鸡吃了伟哥以后，果然如虎添翼，没用一天的工夫就将鸡场所有的母鸡搞定了。母鸡们得到了爱情的滋润以后，下蛋也勤快多了。

可没想到第二天那只公鸡意犹未尽，仍然异常生猛，跳过围墙，来到隔壁农场的鸭舍，将几百只鸭子全部搞定。第三天公鸡还是勇不可挡，飞过小河，来到对面农场的养鹅场，将几百只鹅全部搞定。

终于，第四天农场主一出门，看到公鸡躺倒在地上，奄奄一息。天上有几只苍鹰正在盘旋，伺机扑下来美食一番。农场主眼圈一红，心里念在公鸡为革命事业作出过巨大贡献的份上，决定替它收尸。农场主走到公鸡身边， 垂泪道："都是我害了你呀"没料到公鸡开口说道："嘘，别出声，等那几只老鹰下来，我把它们搞定

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A food examiner teacher found a student cheating, he angrily shouted, pointing to him as a student: You ... you ... you ... you ... How dare you cheat, stand up!
Yu Bi, there are five students stood up!

Foreman: want to here when the loggers, you have to first go to the woods in front of a minute you try to saw a few trees.
After a one minute.
Foreman: one minute of cutting 20, and too powerful a! Where you ever work?
Workers: Sahara Forest
Foreman: No bar, everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.
Workers: The ah, later named the Sahara Desert!

Driving her husband to go out.
His wife at home, listening to the radio, I heard a report, the wife quickly pick up the phone.
His wife: husband ah, I was listening to the radio, said that there is a car on the highway in the wrong direction, you never have to be careful ah.
Husband: Which is a ah, I see there are hundreds of cars are in retrograde.

Hospitals to prevent patients from fleeing peripheral wall 100.
Two psychiatric patients still want to escape from the hospital. Effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness.
Turned to the wall 30, the
"Tired effect?."
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out.
Turned to the wall 60, the
"Are you tired it?"
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out,
Turned to the wall 99, the
"Are you tired it?"
"Tired"
"Well, we turned back bar"

A prisoner was executed by firing squad, because bullets are fake, and
Fired the first shot did not break out,
The second gun had not played out,
Then third gun fourth gun ...
Cried the prisoner, said: "Brother, do you strangle me, it's too scary a TM."

呀幽默的吗？