大虾们帮帮忙，请用英语翻译以下一段话

The tiger said to the cat:" I'm hungry. I'm going to eat you!"
The cat answered without hasty:" I have one excellency. If you don't eat me, I'll teach you."
"What?' the tiger asked.
"Climbing the tree, Let me show you." the cat answered.
"OK." the tiger said.
The moment the cat climbed onto the tree, it smiled:" You are unable to eat me now!"
The tiger knew it had been cheated and walked away angrily.
The clever cat had saved itself by wisdom.

对话即引用语就不用过去式了，用一般时。。。

Tiger the cat, said: "I am hungry, I want you eat!" Cat Bujinbuman replied: "I have a stunt, if you do not eat me, and I Jiujiao to you." Tiger asked: "What» "Cat replied:" on the tree! Presentation I give you see. "Tiger said:" Good! "

The cat climbed up a tree, said with a smile: "You can not eat me!" Tiger know Shangle Dang, angry and left. The clever cat with the wisdom to save themselves.

The tiger said to the cat:" I'm hungry. I'm going to eat you!"
The cat answered:" I have one excellency. If you don't eat me, I'll teach you."
"What?' the tiger asked.
"Climbing the tree, Let me show you." the cat answered.
"OK." the tiger said.
The moment the cat climbed onto the tree, it smiled:" You are unable to eat me now!"
The tiger knew it had been cheated and walked away angrily.
The clever cat had saved itself by wisdom.

The tiger says to the cat: "I had starved , I had needed to eat up you"! The cat was answered neither fast nor slow: "I had one unique skill , impart you on if you do not have meal in our , our". The tiger asks about: "What"? The cat is answered: "Mount the tree! I demonstrate to you ". The tiger says: "Good"! The cat has climbed a tree , has said be laughing at: "You had not been arrived at me"! The tiger had known having got cheated ,had left angrily. The clever cat uses wisdom to have rescued self .

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