英语好的朋友，可以帮我翻译一下吗，分是可以追加的

＝＝不是吧。。。
魔镜：oh Lord! you don't know that person?
8:cause i'm a pig, r u a pig 2?
m:ouch*3...
8:duh...just tell me who's the cutest man in the world!
m:that man is just standing in front of me!
8:ur idiot! i'm a girl...==
m:let me see...oh! He's the strongest knight/warrior/general-the boss of ...travel company,
8:oh! that guy who's wearing a legging and a leopard(豹纹可以么＝＝) skirt？？OMG, he's the 1 that i've always wanted, i wanna marry him!
8: hey~beauty
g:who r u Ms.?
8:（抱歉。。。这真不会说）
g: ouch! u touched my bag! how dare u! it's expensive and definitely u can't afford that
8:OMG,it's lv, i'm so jealous/envious
g:hahahahha... u r still single, am i right?
8: yeah, i'm single,(sobbing)
g:me2
8:by the way, i just wanna ask u if u know that guy who's wearing leggings??
g:yeah, and i know he's wearing leopard skirt, and like to play...
8:yeah! that's the 1 that i'm finding,88
8就是八戒，g，高小姐，m魔镜。。。

魔镜，魔镜，谁是这个世界上最英俊的男人