英语翻译高手请进!!!

Computer with me
Hide two elfs in the computer, 1 are a small electricity, another call cerebellum, can also call his pair computer.Speak of me with computer, also have an unforgettable career!
A day I get to the Internet to roam about at pleasure met small electricity and cerebellum at the right moment, his a pair said that takes me to play.We stroll "store" first, then take me to appreciate music again, we arrived at to play place finally.I come in sight of a very beautiful white"wood horse", reminded of small electricity and cerebellum to warn me:"See have" wood horse"of the place ten million can't go!"But, the curiosity won always rational, I rode to ascend that"wood horse".Suddenly, a bunch of mightiness makes me can not open eyes only, I try very hard to call small electricity and cerebellum, then, lose all consciousness ……
When I wake up of time, hear a gentle and soft interjection.I open eyes shadowily, but saw small electricity and cerebellum.They give me a string of drop of tear necklace, saying it is a computer the empress give mine.Had it, who can't hurt me, either.I smiled ……
This is the computer with my an unforgettable go through dangers.

我觉得小电和小脑
应该是把computer这个词拆开 com 和 puter
然后再修饰一下变成精灵的名字
比如 commy 和 puter...

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楼上的翻译得不错,虽然不完全是很标准的英语,不过看楼主的意思和这个文章,估计足够了的