求一个能在五分钟之内讲完的英文小故事

1.英默文幽
老虎来了
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。
其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗？”
他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

2.
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out,and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that
he comes out and asks for another ticket.But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so
many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a
BIG woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

汤姆是个小孩，

他才7岁。

当他去电影院的时候。
那时他第一次去。
他买了张
票进去了。

但没过两三分钟他就出来了，
然后买了第二张票又进去了。

几分钟
后他又出来买了第三张票。

接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。

一个女的问她，
“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？"
"没有，
我里面没朋友，
但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children," said she ,"has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please,teacher ,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done.Who was that?"
"My grandma"
"Good boy.Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please,teacher,I went to see her yesterday,and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her,'Granny,I'm going home,' and she said,'Well,I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想,在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性.“现在,孩子们,”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我,老师,”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过.”
“做得好,是谁呢?”
“我奶奶.”
“好孩子.现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的.”
“是这样的,老师.我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时.然后我跟她说：‘奶奶,我要回家了.’她说：‘啊,我很高兴!