哪位大哥哥大姐姐帮小弟弟翻译一下~很短的（中译英）

姐姐帮你，翻译的内容为：
Americans are proud to show its own XO, drink it down so that mice, rats ran on a drunk had. Japanese are derided the United States come up with their own well-known sake, just go to drink rats, rats on a drunk. Americans face a bit sweeping, the Japanese are triumphant. Chinese people come up with the famous Double pot, to drink after the rats, mice actually ran back to the hole, something no, Americans and Japanese understand, Is China's Double pot and water the same? While they were wondering when mice with a piece of tile, rushed out of her mouth shouted: "Where is the cat?"

American take their's proud XO,

Americans took their first, let rat satisfiedly XO, drank a mouse ran is drank. Japan was a country at us out of famous wine, drank, just gived a rat rat was drank. Americans a humiliation, the Japanese were elated. Out of the famous Chinese spirit erguotou, gived mice, rats after drinking unexpectedly back to cave, something no, American and Japanese puzzled, Chinese spirit erguotou and water? While they were wondering, mouse took a cake of plank brick rushed out and shouted: "mouth cat in where?"