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First said "on the handkerchief kerchief wears". The original Shaanxi area is rich in the cotton, the native is used to uses the handkerchief which the cotton weaves to wear on, it has seven big functions; Both may windproof dustproof rainproof guard against exposes to the sun, but also may wipe away sweat scratches the hand and uses for a package of thing, really it may be said also the economy and to be materially beneficial. This second strangely is called "the house half side cover", regardless of is in the Xi'an city or the entire Shanxi Province, all everywhere obviously "half side cover" house. What is half side cover? General house roof all manner glyph, but Shaanxi's house actually only is the person character as soon as casts aside. It is said because Shaanxi arid few rain, therefore this half side cover house can let that precious rain water completely flow to in oneself paddies, just so-called "Fei Shui does not flow the bystander field". As the saying goes "southerner careful, the northerner is rough", but northwest person thick really. List from theirs diet namely obviously a spot. Eight big strange center "the noodles like the belt", "the kind of small guobing match pot cover", "cayenne are a vegetable", "soak the steamed bread big bowl to sell" are a specially vivid summary. It is said Shaanxi is rich in the wheat, therefore Shaanxi person mainly by wheaten food primarily. The noodles type is many, has the stick stick surface, pulls the surface, pulls the surface, surface and so on, but also some one kind is called "biangbiang" the surface (in dictionary all not to have this character, has to Pinyin to replace, intonation is two). The noodles both thick and are thick, eat smoothly, has very much chawable. Likes the pot cover size as for that the kind of small guobing, does time needs to use the very hard surface, is hard all rubs with the hand motionless, must draw support from the wooden beam, rolls over with the whole body strength rubs, then puts on in the diameter two foot above cauldron slowly burns becomes, the end product big like shield, outside hard in is crisp, a month all puts not badly. As for speaks of eats cayenne, the average people all thought is the Hunan person, the Sichuan person's strong point, actually, the Sichuan person only is regards as one kind of seasoning, but in Shaanxi, "the oil sprinkles " actually is together the serious cooked food. In front of the Guanzhong area peasant households each and every family gate all is hanging all over a string string gratifying red pepper. In Xi'an, does not eat the mutton to soak steamed bread as if is comes in vain. First time eats soaks steamed bread, the light is Sheng Mo bowl can frighten you as soon as to jump, that bowl really may call on is a large bowl. The general capacity for food person even if causes all one's skill, also could not cope with that completely full bowl fragrant to soak steamed bread. Eight big strange finally two is strange is "performs in an opera roars" Shaanxi opera to be worthy of the reputation. Also has "the girl of marrying age not not foreign", the Guanzhong area is it is said fertile because of the land, therefore, the extremely unusual artificial survival rushes about differently to the another region. Therefore has "never goes beyond the great wall (Tongguan), few not under Sichuan (Sichuan)" proverb. Gradually, not only the men nothing more than leave the long journey, the girls not far marry. Intelligent conducts a tour young lady this strangely to develop "the girl of marrying age not not foreign, two girls 3,000, three girls casual belts, four girls marry the foreigner". But as a result of the birth control, only lives good, therefore said quite a while or the girl of marrying age not not foreign.

Say"the head of 帕帕 wears up" first.Originally the 陕 west region abounds in cotton, the native son habit knit with the cotton of the handkerchief wear on the head, it has seven greatest effects;Since can defend the breeze dust palliative to defend rain to defend to bask, can also wipe perspiration to wipe a hand and use to wrap thing, really it may be said since the economy and then real benefit.
This second is strange to be called"the house half side cover", is a city still the whole 陕 west province in Xian regardless, all everywhere it is thus clear that the house of"the half side cover".What does the half side cover?The general house house roof all behaves form, but 陕 west of house but just one 撇 of person's word.It is said dry and little rain because of the 陕 west, so the house of this half side cover can let all of that precious rain waters flow the farm land of the oneself, just so-called"the fatty water doesn't flow the outsider farmland".
The common saying say"the southern person is meticulous, the Northerner is crude and uncivilized", but the northwest person is thick of more very.The list can immediately see one spot from their food.Eight big and strange medium"the noodles be like trousers belt","pot the 盔 match pot cover","the hot son is a course of vegetables","the bubble 馍 the big bowl sell"s are a special images to generalize.
It is said the 陕 west abounds in wheat, so the 陕 west the person mainly regards the noodles food as principle.The category of the noodles is numerous, having stick stick noodles,pull noodles and pull noodles,the 臊 son noodles etc., also having a kind of be called"biangbiang" noodles.(the tops of the dictionary all have no this word, having to replace by pronounce, the voice adjusts to two)The noodles is thick and thick, eat smooth,the 筋 way, have already chewed a head very much.
As for that the pot that is like the pot cover sort size 盔 , do of the time want to use very hard side, hard have to all can not crumple by hand, ask for help the wood 杠 son, the strength that uses whole body comes to 轧 to crumple, then puts in the diameter second the Chinese foots the above cauldron to burn to make but become slowly, finished product greatly such as shield, the outside is hard in crisp, put for a months pretty good.
As for make reference to eat hot son, the ordinary people all think to be a Hunan person,Szechwan the person's strong item, in fact and Szechwan the person just takes hot son as a kind of adjust to anticipate, but in the 陕 west, but"oil spiteful son" is together serious 800 of food.The peasant households all families of the region in pass all hang before the door full a string of pleased person's red pepper.
Don'ting eat the mutton bubble 馍 to seem to at Xian is to waste time a.Eat the bubble 馍 first, only the bowl of the prosperous 馍 can frighten once you jump, that really can call up is sea bowl.The person of the general appetite even uses all one's skill, can't also deal with that full bubble 馍 that sprays joss-stick.
Eight big and strange ends two strange BE"sing an opera to roar"-QIN2 QIANG MING2's sign is in fact.There is also"the big miss is wrong outside", it is said region in pass because of rich soil, so, very few someone is an existence but rush about in the other place foreign land.So there is the byword of"old not pass(the 潼 pass), little do not descend 川 (Szechwan)".As time passes, not only the mans don't go out distant journey, even the misses aren't far either to marry.Ms. guide of the cleverness becomes this strange development"the big miss is wrong outside, two misses 3,000 pieces, three misses take literally, four misses marry old outside".But because of planned parenthood, livings a good, so said an along while still a big miss a wrong outside.